I've got friends in few places, as I prefer a few close ones to many acquaintances; however, all seem to have the strange habit of calling me Paige.
My mind is a jumble, my words fumble. I speak what I think, but the words are too plain and small to be what I'd thought at all.
Oxymorons and wordplay; music, aminuls, friends; Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars; Teen Wolf, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, New Girl; All Time Low, Marianas Trench, Marina & the Diamonds
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.